Three of Madame's finest bronze turkeys were missing from the
brood. It was nearing Christmas, and that was the reason, perhaps,
that even Monsieur grew agitated when the discovery was made.
The news was brought to the house by S?v?rin's boy, who had
seen the troop at noon a half mile up the bayou three short. Others
reported the deficiency as even greater. So, at about two in the
afternoon, though a cold drizzle had begun to fall, popular feeling
in the matter was so strong that all the household forces turned
out to search for the missing gobblers.
Alice, the housemaid, went down the river, and Polisson, the
yard-boy, went up the bayou. Others crossed the fields, and
Artemise was rather vaguely instructed to "go look too."
Artemise is in some respects an extraordinary person. In age she
is anywhere between ten and fifteen, with a head not unlike in
shape and appearance to a dark chocolate-colored Easter-egg.
She talks almost wholly in monosyllables, and has big round glassy
eyes, which she fixes upon one with the placid gaze of an Egyptian
The morning after my arrival at the plantation, I was awakened
by the rattling of cups at my bedside. It was Artemise with the
"Is it cold out?" I asked, by way of conversation, as I sipped the
tiny cup of ink-black coffee.
"Where do you sleep, Artemise?" I further inquired, with the
same intention as before.
"In uh hole," was precisely what she said, with a pump-like motion
of the arm that she habitually uses to indicate a locality. What she
meant was that she slept in the hall.
Again, another time, she came with an armful of wood, and having
deposited it upon the hearth, turned to stare fixedly at me, with
"Did Madame send you to build a fire, Artemise?" I hastened to
ask, feeling uncomfortable under the look.
"Very well; make it."
"Matches!" was all she said.
There happened to be no matches in my room, and she evidently
considered that all personal responsibility ceased in face of this
first and not very serious obstacle. Pages might be told of her
unfathomable ways; but to the turkey hunt.
All afternoon the searching party kept returning, singly and
in couples, and in a more or less bedraggled condition. All brought
unfavorable reports. Nothing could be seen of the missing fowls.
Artemise had been absent probably an hour when she glided into
the hall where the family was assembled, and stood with crossed
hands and contemplative air beside the fire. We could see by the
benign expression of her countenance that she possibly had
information to give, if any inducement were offered her in the
shape of a question.
"Have you found the turkeys, Artemise?" Madame hastened to ask.
"You Artemise!" shouted Aunt Florindy, the cook, who was passing
through the hall with a batch of newly baked light bread. "She 's
a-lyin', mist'ess, if dey ever was! You foun' dem turkeys?" turning
upon the child. "Whar was you at, de whole blesse' time? Warn't
you stan'in' plank up agin de back o' de hen-'ous'? Never budged
a inch? Don't jaw me down, gal; don't jaw me!" Artemise was only
gazing at Aunt Florindy with unruffled calm. "I warn't gwine tell
on 'er, but arter dat untroof, I boun' to."
"Let her alone, Aunt Florindy," Madame interfered. "Where are
the turkeys, Artemise?"
"Yon'a," she simply articulated, bringing the pump-handle motion
of her arm into play.
"Where 'yonder'?" Madame demanded, a little impatiently.
"In uh hen-'ous'!"
Sure enough! The three missing turkeys had been accidentally
locked up in the morning when the chickens were fed.
Artemise, for some unknown reason, had hidden herself during the
search behind the hen-house, and had heard their muffled gobble.
(from "Bayou Folk")