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Contents > Author > Dave Barry > Golf 1947- Pres. Previous Next Dave Barry Golf printer friendly version Click above to listen to this quote! or download the clip Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Read by: Cameron Shaw   Previous Next

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